So I got up this morning and, as per a conversation I had with a colleague last night, sent a text to his cleaner, who apparently might like some work. (My cleaner is away and I know, this is all eye-rollingly lazy, but ... well... it is what it is)
My text: "Hey Kris it is Ann Marie from work, wondering if you want to clean my flat as my cleaner is away?"
Return text: "I'm not chris and if you bothered me again Ill give your number to the police"
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